Like a bat out of hell

Up until today, I was maintaining a blog on a different, inferior blog site. Over time, I've become sufficiently frustrated with its insufficiencies that I've decided to move. Rather than just abandon all of my old entries, I've manually copied them over here. No mere mortal could write so much text within an hour on April 17th (although my mortality has yet to be rigorously tested, and while no angel has yet descended from on high to inform me that I am the messiah, I have also not been explicitly informed by any celestial being that I am not the messiah, so I'm still keeping my fingers crossed).